DID YOU KNOW that there is a Jesus-based cult in India somewhere called “NERV” and that they believe the “Second Impact” of Christ is on it’s way? If you can’t quite place where you might have heard those terms before, well….

I for one welcome our Indian mech lords and will baptise myself so that they will give me access to their secret underground fortress and keep me safe from the Second Impact of Jesus.

#oh my GOD  #eva  
  1. homelife-is-a-drag reblogged this from witapepsi and added:
    wait what
  2. witapepsi reblogged this from deepredroom
  3. deepredroom posted this